Wow alot of movies are coming out this summer. Sure to be box-office hits like "Street Racer," "Iron Man," "The Dark Knight" and "Hulk." All great movie ideas with just one little problem. Why? Shall we go down the list? Street Racer was always a bad show. Robot Chicken made a joke about how bad the animation value of it was, not to mention it's just a futuristic view on Nascar. 'They're making a left turn. They're making a left turn. They're making another left turn. I wonder what's going to happen next.' The only difference between Street Racer and Nascar is that Street's [Yes the main characters name is Street Racer for those of you living under a rock] car seems to grow new fearures out of nowhere that allways make him the victor in the races. Wow, how original.
Then there's "The Dark Knight." This is a 'Why' movie if I ever saw one. First off let me tell you this, there have been about seven Batman movies in the past ,not counting Batman Begins, some of which featured the Joker. In fact the best Joker in my mind was Jack Nicholson, so why did they need a new one. The guy they got to play Joker died because of the Role as well. He had trouble getting out of character and couldn't sleep at night. He later died of sleeping pill medication over dose. Now i will give a moment of mourn for the guy, he was a great actor, but it just goes to show that only insane people [Like Jack or myself if anyone's looking] can play the Joker.
The Hulk. Is it just me or did they make that movie only like three years ago? Enough said.
So I hope you'll all enjoy the movies this year. Just because they're pointless and a waste of film doesn't mean I won't be seeing any of them this summer. I'm looking forward to The Dark Knight and I wish you all a happy liposuction.
Rock on-
Eliot Wolf
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