I'm up late tonight because I took a nap from overheating and a headache [god I love pain drugs]. Anyway while staying up I've seen alot of so called "Info"-mercials. I call them so called because they're not telling us anything we don't already know, and most of the things they try to sell us are nothing more than half and half drugs [which as I said up top I am a fan of as long as it's pain meds].
Lipozene, the drug to lose weight that for some reason takes the entire word from our sponsors thing way too seriously. Yes I get it, it'll help me lose pounds of fat but I want to watch SpongeBob [and yes I watch SpongeBob, that thing is like a train wreck, you don't want to look but ya just gotta]. At least with other commercials they tell me what they need to tell me in ten seconds. That commercial took they ENTIRE TIME SLOT!!! Then they decided to barrage me with "Head-On, apply directly to the forehead. Head-On, apply directly to the forehead. Head-On, apply directly to the forehead." HOLY BLEEPING BLEEP BATMAN!!! Why? WHY? Oh dear mustafa why? I hear head-on commecials in my sleep. If Freddy Krueger was real that's what he'd chase me with. "One, two, apply directly to the head." AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I mean if you were to go to the doctor and ask for head on what would you do if he asked why? "Duh, I don't know but all I know is apply it to my head. Directly." Get the gun I need to shoot something.
Oh well I guess in the world we live in the only thing we have to live on is Altoids to keep our breath minty fresh and nothing else. Makes you wonder doesn't it. Almost makes me want to make my own certified weight loss drug. Well faithfull viewers I bid thee Goodnight and Good luck.
Rock On-
Eliot Wolf
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