In breaking news, a man was arrested today for spreading the joy and laughter that we all experience in gift giving, at a mall in Morrow Georgia. The gift was a few sticks of Dynamite that the perpetrator had lovingly wrapped in duck tape and gave it to the Santa with his body. The Santa, being Pagan and not appreciating the sentiment, paniced untill the police showed up to calm down the jumpy Santa. The Police were forced to arrest the do-gooder due to crafty use of the justice system on the Santa's part. The entire ride to the station was full of grieving cops, sad that the only person taking this holiday seriously, was about to spend 2-5 years in prison. The real Santa has placed a statement saying that the man will be granted every item on his wish list for his true christmas spirit, and the mall Santa will get a thoroughly charred log.
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