Alright I know it's not "Ground Breaking Information," but screw that I have other things to tell you people. I was out with my family last week, going threw DQ and getting a few ice cream treats, when I noticed how little the creators of these treats thought about what they were selling. I got one of their Iced Crush drink things and, as I'm sure you already know, those things suck up the juice berfore your done with the ice. Why? Don't they know that their ice tastes terrible? Do they really want the last thoughts from their customers to be, "Man, I hate their ice." No. It just doesn't make sense to me. And I know it would probably be hard for them to fix this problem and god knows their still making up for the bubbles in the ice cream, but come on research and development what do we pay you for?
Another item that we got was their Travel Safe Sundae... what the F***! That thing looked more unstable than Bush's approval rating [and I am working on a Bush rant for all you left wings out their]. Travel Safe my ass. Yeah the cup was secure, but they decided to pile on their cheap ice cream so everytime we weaved on the road that thing looked like it would toplel on to my aunts leg... sorry went to the gutter there for a second.
Any way I know you all are thinking this is stressed, but in my defense I've been taking a lot of vicodin. [Oh vicodin, my sweet mistress] Don't worry your little heads I'm not abusing, I'm just taking un-recomended doses to a whole new level. [Just kidding]
Well Good Night, And good luck
Rock On-
Eliot Wolf
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