Rant #9: Twilight (Continued)

WARNING: This post contains swearing. If you think you can get over that continue to read, otherwise get out.

Apperantly I didn't have enough to say the last time, because I was just told that the cock juggling thundercunt that is Stephenie Meyer has said before, that if you do not like Twighlight, you do not like any other vampire book or movie...

WHORE!!!
BITCH!!!
[Insert Insult Here]!!!

If there is one thing I've learned in life is that if you say shit like that you will rest in motherfucking HELL! So this bitch is so stuck up that she actually has the cojones to refer to her god awful excuses for literature as the defining example of your love for vampires. Really? Seriously? Even Stephen King will admit his books aren't the greatest, scariest things on the shelves, but the guy still sells books to fanboys and newbies alike. So why is it that the hormonal stalking freaks in her books make up the majority of vampire love? BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING FANDOM! That's why. Not because of good metaphors; not because of a riveting plot. It's because so many fucking whiny ass preps picked it up and said, "Gee, how wonderful." And before any of you readers say that you weren't a prep when you read it, let me tell you, IT DOESN'T MATTER! They'll still read it, because god knows no prep is going to be left out when a fad rolls around. Why do you think Deadpool was so fucked up in X-Men origins(Wolverine Rant coming Soon)? It's because so many people don't know who the fuck he is, so they have to 'dumb him down' for the audience.

So anyway, I just thought you two people may want to read this shit that I have to say. Hopefully it comes to some use.

So long and have a happy lobotomy everyone.
-Eliot Wolf




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