Rant #10"Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims." -Anne Coulton, unknown date

Okay this happened awhile ago (and that's when I started this post), but I'm going to summon up all those happy hate juices to make this thing as beautiful as possible.

My friend Knaight and I are both hard core atheists and we just love making fun of some of the ignorant things famous Christians have to say. For instance did you know that there is a website with four videos (FOUR VIDEOS!!!) that use science to prove that stories like, Noah's Ark, and Creationism are One-Hundred percent reliable. Like the fact that the grand canyons begining is at a lower elevation than its middle. Right, because water can't come from any other direction right (RAIN)? Then they state that science says that the universe was created by a high concentration of "Nothing," and "Time." It's as if we've been looking for the god particle for nothing. But back to the point I was trying to deliver in the TITLE the reason I'm here is that later he showed me a website called The American Taliban. It lists a whole bunch of right wing nut-jobs and christian extremists that say things like "When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data." - Henry Morris.

This bullshit just pisses me off. Religion was meant to tell people how stuff works and how you should live, not make you obsesive and delusional all rapped up together in crazy goo. If you tried to pull this stuff in a sane and logical world you'd be locked up with the rest of the freaks. Now I'm sorry but seriously come on, are you really going to doubt that
these people are sane... at all?


Well I think I've pissed you all off enough and I hope to get your honest feedback. So, like always, so long, and have a happy lobotomy.

Rock On-
Eliot Wolf

Rant #9: Twighlight

Okay I wanna start this off by saying that I know, for sure, that I'm going to piss off some of my one fans... but I don't care. Who would I be if I didn't piss off everyone I ever came in contact with?

Anyway, the main reason why I even bring the subject up is that for the last week my friend has advised me to stay away from him because he's being forced by his girlfriend to read it. Now first off, if you have to force someone to read a book, doesn't that in itself throw up a red flag? I mean if you have to use sex as an incentive that usually means there is no other option... maybe I've said too much.

Now I don't want you people to think that I hate this movie because it's popular, or that it's about vampire... it's mostly because it's about vampires, but that's a legitimate hatred alright. The biggest, and I mean BIG-EST reason why I hate this series is because of the lack of research on the bitch's (and yes my children I said bitch) part. I mean who hard is it to find out that vampires don't SPARKLE! Damn, why? I know why, she's mocking those of us who do care, who do pay attention to common mythology. God damn. And now I have friends who have read the books telling me how I should. People who's judgement I used to enjoy are telling me to read that crap. So now I'm making it my mission to never read it. You fans have done this. Now I will never read it. If I get so much as a Twighlight button, I will sacrifice it to every single pagan god of literature in hopes that they will notice the abomination.

Okay well now that I have that out of my system, I want to say this last hopefully sympathatic comment to all my readers who are the origional fans of Twighlight. Please don't take the thing seriously. It was written as a bridge between the supernatural and romance genres of literature, and maybe perhaps the author was going for a sort of metaphor when writing all of the powers. But understand that I don't mean these things all because of the writing but because of the fans pushing it on me...

no...

You know what screw it. I don't care. Just keep reading that slap in the face to the english lanuage. I'm going to go over here and remain sane. Or at least as sane as I can.


So have a happy lobotomy everybody.

Rock On,
Eliot Wolf