Rant #14: REcycling

Okay I have to admit, this isn't exactly a rant as much as it is a statement of facts. I used rant because I'm trying to make a brand name here.

So most of us recycle, either we feel good doing it, or we feel some sort of obligation to the world. Either way, it's something we do, but it really isn't that great. They say it saves resources, it saves energy, and it saves the planet.

For one, it doesn't save materials. We have 20% more trees on the earth now, than we did 90 years ago. That's because of tree farms, plantations specifically made for the production of paper. It really doesn't save any trees.

Another argument is that is saves energy. Again, it doesn't. It actually takes more energy to process plastic, than it does to just make a new one. Some of it even comes from the transport. It takes one truck to take the recyclables to another truck, that takes it to a crossroad that gives it to another truck. That is a lot of CO2 heading into the atmosphere. A lot of wasted energy.

Now the thing about it saving the earth was actually a lie spread in the educational pamphlet "An Agenda for Action," which was basically the archaic origin to Al Gore's PowerPoint. It said that America's landfills were filling up and dumping toxins into the ground. The fact is, landfills are surprisingly clean and most are converted into thriving parks, and recreational areas, once they're filled. They also are not filling up, no matter what anyone says. Even if we were to take 1000 years of garbage (220 tons a year), we would only have enough to cover 35 square miles, 200 feet high, with garbage. That, on the whole, is a small number.

Also, recycling causes more stress on the enviroment due to all the manufacturing reproduction of certain objects. In fact the only thing that is even worth recycling is soda cans, and that's because aluminum is actually a pretty expensive metal.

I'm not saying stop recycling, but still know your facts, and I know I'm missing stuff but if you're really interested enough to nag me do some research for yourself. You'll be surprised what you find.

So, anyway readers, I want to wish you a so long, and have a happy lobotomy.

-Eliot Wolf




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Rant #10"Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims." -Anne Coulton, unknown date

Okay this happened awhile ago (and that's when I started this post), but I'm going to summon up all those happy hate juices to make this thing as beautiful as possible.

My friend Knaight and I are both hard core atheists and we just love making fun of some of the ignorant things famous Christians have to say. For instance did you know that there is a website with four videos (FOUR VIDEOS!!!) that use science to prove that stories like, Noah's Ark, and Creationism are One-Hundred percent reliable. Like the fact that the grand canyons begining is at a lower elevation than its middle. Right, because water can't come from any other direction right (RAIN)? Then they state that science says that the universe was created by a high concentration of "Nothing," and "Time." It's as if we've been looking for the god particle for nothing. But back to the point I was trying to deliver in the TITLE the reason I'm here is that later he showed me a website called The American Taliban. It lists a whole bunch of right wing nut-jobs and christian extremists that say things like "When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data." - Henry Morris.

This bullshit just pisses me off. Religion was meant to tell people how stuff works and how you should live, not make you obsesive and delusional all rapped up together in crazy goo. If you tried to pull this stuff in a sane and logical world you'd be locked up with the rest of the freaks. Now I'm sorry but seriously come on, are you really going to doubt that
these people are sane... at all?


Well I think I've pissed you all off enough and I hope to get your honest feedback. So, like always, so long, and have a happy lobotomy.

Rock On-
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Some words from yours....

So apparently you people reading this either have no idea what you're doing, or you enjoy what I have to say. Personally, I don't know how the hell you found the place, but the disicion is all yours, but I would like to take this time to tell you about me and all the reasons why you should hate the fantabulous amazing, me.

1. I'm a Jackass. I couldn't care less about you or your feelings unless of course you're my mom, my dog, my best friend, or my girlfriend. If you speak to me about your problems and you are not one of the aforementioned pee-op-el then you can basically kiss your ass good bye because I will rip you a new one on why you are such a douche.

2. I am completely apathetic to all human activities. There could be a nuke headed straight for me, but if the announcement interupts what I'm watching, I will personally strangle the manager of the news network until either a) he puts the show back on b) He dies or c) we all die due to the nuke. It's not that I hate you all, I just find that your lack of common sense is slowly turning our once saved future into that of idiocracy.

3. I'm a perv. I have been told many times that my dictionary consists of three words. Bu shicka bom bom. Okay, end of subject.

4. I hate vampires, and all things that call themselves horror in this new age of CG blood.

5. I dislike anything that promotes welfare in third world contries. I know what you're going to say, 'How would you like to be one of those people?' Well frankly, "I" am not and even if I was I would have the knowlege that I was sigal handedly hindering the advancement of contries squandering their precious foods and resources on my worthless butt, making me more of a problem than I would be if you left me to die. :) I personally hope that soon the entire worlds population is dropped to 2/3 because that is the only hope for the savior of what little sanity anyone has left.

Rant #9: Twighlight

Okay I wanna start this off by saying that I know, for sure, that I'm going to piss off some of my one fans... but I don't care. Who would I be if I didn't piss off everyone I ever came in contact with?

Anyway, the main reason why I even bring the subject up is that for the last week my friend has advised me to stay away from him because he's being forced by his girlfriend to read it. Now first off, if you have to force someone to read a book, doesn't that in itself throw up a red flag? I mean if you have to use sex as an incentive that usually means there is no other option... maybe I've said too much.

Now I don't want you people to think that I hate this movie because it's popular, or that it's about vampire... it's mostly because it's about vampires, but that's a legitimate hatred alright. The biggest, and I mean BIG-EST reason why I hate this series is because of the lack of research on the bitch's (and yes my children I said bitch) part. I mean who hard is it to find out that vampires don't SPARKLE! Damn, why? I know why, she's mocking those of us who do care, who do pay attention to common mythology. God damn. And now I have friends who have read the books telling me how I should. People who's judgement I used to enjoy are telling me to read that crap. So now I'm making it my mission to never read it. You fans have done this. Now I will never read it. If I get so much as a Twighlight button, I will sacrifice it to every single pagan god of literature in hopes that they will notice the abomination.

Okay well now that I have that out of my system, I want to say this last hopefully sympathatic comment to all my readers who are the origional fans of Twighlight. Please don't take the thing seriously. It was written as a bridge between the supernatural and romance genres of literature, and maybe perhaps the author was going for a sort of metaphor when writing all of the powers. But understand that I don't mean these things all because of the writing but because of the fans pushing it on me...

no...

You know what screw it. I don't care. Just keep reading that slap in the face to the english lanuage. I'm going to go over here and remain sane. Or at least as sane as I can.


So have a happy lobotomy everybody.

Rock On,
Eliot Wolf