Okay I wanna start this off by saying that I know, for sure, that I'm going to piss off some of my one fans... but I don't care. Who would I be if I didn't piss off everyone I ever came in contact with?
Anyway, the main reason why I even bring the subject up is that for the last week my friend has advised me to stay away from him because he's being forced by his girlfriend to read it. Now first off, if you have to force someone to read a book, doesn't that in itself throw up a red flag? I mean if you have to use sex as an incentive that usually means there is no other option... maybe I've said too much.
Now I don't want you people to think that I hate this movie because it's popular, or that it's about vampire... it's mostly because it's about vampires, but that's a legitimate hatred alright. The biggest, and I mean BIG-EST reason why I hate this series is because of the lack of research on the bitch's (and yes my children I said bitch) part. I mean who hard is it to find out that vampires don't SPARKLE! Damn, why? I know why, she's mocking those of us who do care, who do pay attention to common mythology. God damn. And now I have friends who have read the books telling me how I should. People who's judgement I used to enjoy are telling me to read that crap. So now I'm making it my mission to never read it. You fans have done this. Now I will never read it. If I get so much as a Twighlight button, I will sacrifice it to every single pagan god of literature in hopes that they will notice the abomination.
Okay well now that I have that out of my system, I want to say this last hopefully sympathatic comment to all my readers who are the origional fans of Twighlight. Please don't take the thing seriously. It was written as a bridge between the supernatural and romance genres of literature, and maybe perhaps the author was going for a sort of metaphor when writing all of the powers. But understand that I don't mean these things all because of the writing but because of the fans pushing it on me...
no...
You know what screw it. I don't care. Just keep reading that slap in the face to the english lanuage. I'm going to go over here and remain sane. Or at least as sane as I can.
So have a happy lobotomy everybody.
Rock On,
Eliot Wolf
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