I'm Back, But Am I Here To Stay?

Hello Rockers, I'm back from my unexpected hiatus. But why was your king of strange and ranter extraordinaire gone? It was because of something as simple as a bad review. Yes, someone told me I was a bad writer which, while inevitable, sent me into a pit. I needed to know more thoroughly that I was up to snuff for this business, so I took off the last couple of months to develope myself.

So, now I'm back, crazier than ever.

Soon to come are going to be reviews of movies; new rants, and more news going towards my new comedy show known as:

WARPED ROCK (aren't I creative?)


So as always, so long and have a happy lobotomy
-Eliot Wolf

Personality quiz

So I took a quiz just now and got some (un)interesting results, check it out.

Big Five Test Results

Extroversion (62%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Accommodation (26%) low which suggests you are overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense too often of the well being of others. Orderliness (40%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, scattered, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Emotional Stability (56%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Inquisitiveness (70%) high which suggests you are very intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.

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Batman 3 News: Name, Dames and cohort Fame

So there have been a lot of rumors passed around about the much anticipated Dark Knight sequel. I personally have assigned by armies to stop their man hunts and focus on this puzzle and I feel my opinion will perhaps win the hearts of any and all those involved in TDK.




So first the name, a piece of me dies inside every time I read Batman 3 so to save us all some time I'm sticking to Nolan's alias titles. From this point forward the new Batman movie shall be refered to as "The Caped Crusader". I feel it works.
Now you may be thinking, "Title and Characters, that's all Eliot will be talking about." Well, you're wrong my little Wrongy McWrongertons. I've decided to throw my two cents in for plot advice (writing skills activate!). So we ended TDK with Batman running from the cops for "Killing" Harvey Two Face (regrettably). Now he's being hunted by a town that wanted him dead (Joker FTW). So now what? Well how about a master crime solver who comes in and becomes obsessed...

That's where the rogue gallery comes in. You know where I'm going with this and stay with me until I've made my case. The Riddler, green and question marks all around, and who better than Tim Burtons favorite psychopath, Johnny Depp. I know, in the recent years he has become over done and the recent debacle of Pirates 3 and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory have made a number of his films toss ups, but in reality it's either him or the last guy to wear the tights:


So where will this new Riddler take us? Well because Gordons unit has become a sham in the public eye, special agent Edward Nigma will be called in with his own team of crime solving sleuths. Johnny being the great dark loving character will then proceed to talk down to Gordon and the two go head to head which will make any self-respecting nerd geekgasm when it all goes down.

As the investigation goes on we have subtle references to a kingpin of sorts, making a name for himself in these post-Dent streets of Gotham. With all the mob peons in jail and the higher ups dead, a self proclaimed gentleman of crime has emerged to fill the void of Gothams underbelly. While that's happening there are still low level thugs running around, and one in particular we have seen many times before in the series. Mr. Zsas. Yes the lunatic murderer that carves a tally mark into his flesh after every kill will be making an appearance, giving everything that he knows about the bat to the police. After a sit down between the prince of puzzles and Mr. Zsas, Edward Nigma will realize that this new Batman will only show himself to a deranged killer and thief, and such enters The Riddler.


Now, while Nigma is finding out how well he looks in green, Bruce is back in Wayne Manor. With Alfred in tow, the two are attempting harder than ever to throw the police off their trail, which is more difficult than they had in mind. Fox has left Wayne Industries but is still present as a private consultant. Bruce is out trying to fill the hole Rachel left, and Alfred is wondering what to do with her letter to Bruce. Meanwhile, Wayne industries is in financial stress, and is about to be bought out by a private investor. We know him best as Oswald Cobblepot.

Yes boys and girls, the penguin is back, with everything that Burton left out of his original film. The sharp nosed monster that once was, returns. Dapper, clean and set to destroy his economic rival Bruce Wayne. Played by Philip Seymore Hophman, the penguins new look is something fans everywhere should be hoping for. The well mannered crime boss of Gotham will be a perfect fit for this movie because of one key plot device that Nolan has made very clear in his last two movies.




Think about it; Batman Begins showed Bruce finding his path and setting his limits. The Dark Knight took a look into how far those limits could go. This new movie will be seeing just how long is Bruce Wayne willing to hold onto those limits when he's being attacked from every side for being Batman. How long will he stay Batman when it's destroying him?



Also I’m going to touch on this as lightly as I possibly can. If Nolan does any incarnation of Dick Grayson it will have to be Nightwing, no questions.

And so that is my idea, I'm not saying Nolan will do it but in my mind it's the best way to bring the story of Batman in Nolan's universe to a satisfying end.

So as it always is, so long and have a happy lobotomy,
-Eliot Wolf


p.s. Anybody out there who knows Christopher Nolan should tell him to check out this blog... just saying.

Rant #god knows what: God is simply a !@%^$[edited for your convenience]

So I noticed that I haven't updated in awhile. Perhaps it was the fact that my most recent post had a picture in it that has been recently 404'd from age. Maybe. Either way I would like to talk to you people about the first amendment, that little piece of paper that has made everyones life a living hell for the last two-hundred years.
So what is this magical amendment? The freedom of speach, press, and religion. Basically meaning you can say what you want when you want about who you want. But what's this? People have a problem with some of this? Yes, it will be no shock to some of you to find that many americans abuse this power, thus making it harder for the rest of us to say "Fuck the Government" without getting slapped in the face by the justice department.

As always, these political rants are fueled by a source stemming from my daily life. A recent classmate decided to break the silence in class by asking if anyone wanted to start a religious debate. He then pulled out some pro-creationism papers (because that's not creepy at all), and began reading them aloud. I have to admit they were funny and completely legit. But since we had a substitute instead of our usual business class nerd for a teacher, he was taken into the hall to get a stern talking to.

When he returned we were all kind of sad for him, but that was soon replaced with embarrasment because the kid had the nerve to state, loud and clear, "I wasn't aware that the First Amendment had been abolished."
Yes dear readers, this is a first in the (hopefully) long line of people who will be refered to as our Most Epic Face Palm's of the day; Because no word on the planet can express how dumb that was. My god man, I could feel the hot points that were that subs eyes on the back of his head, and I gotta tell you... it was toasty. This kid willingly put himself on a slab, and the rest of us were just waiting for somebody to shout "I smell a Supreme Court Case!"

Let me tell you all this, and hopefully you're listening. While the first amendment protects your right to say "God blows syphilitic goats," it also protects the religious fanactics when they say, "Shut the fuck up," and since they have gone to war for much less, please, for the love of our clown nosed god, shut the fuck up. There are enough exceptions to the first amendment for us to deal with as it is, we don't need you to set off the next Reich(I'm not even going to explain this one).


So dear readers, I think I have said enough. So as always, so long and have a happy lobotomy,
-Eliot Wolf

Point of Inquiry: Santa Got a Present

In breaking news, a man was arrested today for spreading the joy and laughter that we all experience in gift giving, at a mall in Morrow Georgia. The gift was a few sticks of Dynamite that the perpetrator had lovingly wrapped in duck tape and gave it to the Santa with his body. The Santa, being Pagan and not appreciating the sentiment, paniced untill the police showed up to calm down the jumpy Santa.

The Police were forced to arrest the do-gooder due to crafty use of the justice system on the Santa's part. The entire ride to the station was full of grieving cops, sad that the only person taking this holiday seriously, was about to spend 2-5 years in prison. The real Santa has placed a statement saying that the man will be granted every item on his wish list for his true christmas spirit, and the mall Santa will get a thoroughly charred log.

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/B/ Wins again, His name was Faggot!

- Actual Documentation

I gotta tell you guys, I love 4chan. It's just win all over the place. Tonight, I sh#% you not, a man told us that his wife was in labor and he was giving /b/ the chance to name his kid. only 5 minutes later the post came in and the verdict was... Faggot. Faggot Williams. Now for those of you shocked by this, don't be. This is /b/ we're talking about, looking for political correctness is like looking for a decent Twighlight plot (oh snap).

The document above is proof though, /b/ has named a child and his name is...

Rant #16: RE: To all...

Okay, I'm sorry to all those people who read this thing because I'm a happy go lucky person, who can be honest and truthful in a world full of mixed opinions and misinformation. I really am. I know it's been awhile since I really blogged for that purpose, but I really have to get this stuff out in the open. I do this because I feel it is my duty, and above all I believe the human race needs a person who call look into the world and say, "Well, isn't this a mess?"

My day started out with opening a slice of cheese. Harmless, unless you're me for on the cheese's plastic wrapper were the instructions "OPEN HERE." Dear god... really? Have we devolved to this form of stupidity where the simplest of dairy product protection is consumed by informing us how a simple plastic sheath works? This is the society that uses the Atom to signify its genius, but we don't trust the dangerousness of unprotected cheddar. I told myself at that unforgiving moment that today would be a day were I would have a lot to say.

Next thing I did was watch a thing on the boy scouts and, while they're a rant all to themselves, I will not divulge such matters yet. What pissed me off was the fact that the BSA (Boy Scouts of America for those of you who find intellectual stimuli out of reading cheese) is actually funded mostly by my archenemies the Mormons. Now I may not believe in religions like most people do, but that doesn't mean I hate them. What the Mormons are, and there are a lot of philosophy and religion professors who are behind me on this, is a cult. Flat out cult, they use their followers disrespectfully and are not put together by sound means. For those of you who are confused I rate Mormons along with Scientologists and cheese printings. I myself am what I refer to as a Fateist, meaning that every single moment of history, now and future have been predetermined and unchangeable. Even if you somehow do something that the church claims changed your life forever, it was planned. There is no changing the future, and dwelling on the past simply makes you sadder. I am also a Solipsist, which is a person who philosophically believes that they created the universe through their imagination. Now let me explain. I believe, as a Fateist, that we need to learn as much as we can from our lives and as such I am the only one capable of designing out a life that could thoroughly do this for me. Religion is fine, and on a moral standpoint I support it, but when it comes to them dwelling on a dead carpenter or a photo shy robe enthusiast, I have to say that they are wrong.

What I'm trying to tell you is that religion is just another way for there to be instruction in your life, and some people need that. Others however half to look around and question to solve the great mysteries. So now I want to tell you all, there will be more of these. I am not a one-rant man; I have many things to say. But please take my message and spread it on. I don't care if you believe in it; I don't even care if you understand it. What I care is that people start to look around and question the jiggly green stuff in front of them for what it really is, instead of accepting it as jell-o.


So once again so long readers, and have a happy lobotomy

-Eliot Wolf

Point of Inquiry: Proof of Sentient Penis

Okay, now this story is something that makes you sad to be a man. Apperently a man in Croatia killed his mother when she found him masturbating while putting on a scarf. He told police that he just snapped at the shock and proceeded to first smash in her skull with a statue, then strangled her.

Now for the speech. This is a classic example of a mans penis getting the better of him. I mean he was just indulging himself in some deep fantasies, where he gets into a S&M relationship with his mom... oh wait, that would be weird.

Maybe we should except the fact that this guy is insane, and if it wasn't his mom, it would have been a rottweiler in a blender. I think we should take this as a statement to the length for which men can go to save their tri-daily left-hand session (I love you only as a friend)

Well, anyway I hope we can get over this and all of you guys can fap in peace today. So long everybody, and have a happy lobotomy.

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Rant #15: Political Incoherance

So, you usuals might be wondering, "How can Eliot offend us any more?" and those of you new to this blog are probably thinking, "This guy is a jerk." Well, you're both wrong, I'm awsome and can always come up with new things to piss you off.

So let's get started. You've heard of Albino's right? The scientific definition being a lack of Melanin producing cells. Well have you heard that it is politically incorrect to call them albinos, and that it's better to call them "a person with albanism." So what they're doing is making it racist to say albino, as if they had some crazy civil rights movement (I have a dream...). Now in zoo's we have all seen the albino snakes, and albino lizards, but do we call them snakes with albanism? Isn't that racist, leaving a specific term for only animals? Where's FEMA when you need them? It's like calling a black guy "person with slightly larger melanocytes than whitey." Oh, but even "whitey" would be politically incorrect, so we have to say, "Person with smaller melanocytes than the person with larger melanocyes." I just spent ten words saying blackey is darker than whitey. Were any of you offended? No, because we are white and black. If you're an albino you're an albino. If you're black than you're black. If you're white, you're white. I AM REDMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!

So long, and have a happy lobotomy.
-Eliot Wolf (Red)




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The first actual log: PM5K Concert

Last night, I went out and had a fun night with my friends. We had known that Powerman 5000 was coming to town 3 weeks in advance, and had invited a ton of our friends. In the end only Prof. Pastey and Bellum were able to go but it was still fun. I got full signatures from Powerman band members, and Pastey got two CD's from the opening acts. After the show we got to hang out with the bands and were even asked to be in a music video for the band 20XIII. If you want proof look for the orange shirt in the bar scene in the video for Vigilante on their website (when it comes out).

Well that's all, and as always So long, and have a happy lobotomy.

-Eliot Wolf




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Rant #14: REcycling

Okay I have to admit, this isn't exactly a rant as much as it is a statement of facts. I used rant because I'm trying to make a brand name here.

So most of us recycle, either we feel good doing it, or we feel some sort of obligation to the world. Either way, it's something we do, but it really isn't that great. They say it saves resources, it saves energy, and it saves the planet.

For one, it doesn't save materials. We have 20% more trees on the earth now, than we did 90 years ago. That's because of tree farms, plantations specifically made for the production of paper. It really doesn't save any trees.

Another argument is that is saves energy. Again, it doesn't. It actually takes more energy to process plastic, than it does to just make a new one. Some of it even comes from the transport. It takes one truck to take the recyclables to another truck, that takes it to a crossroad that gives it to another truck. That is a lot of CO2 heading into the atmosphere. A lot of wasted energy.

Now the thing about it saving the earth was actually a lie spread in the educational pamphlet "An Agenda for Action," which was basically the archaic origin to Al Gore's PowerPoint. It said that America's landfills were filling up and dumping toxins into the ground. The fact is, landfills are surprisingly clean and most are converted into thriving parks, and recreational areas, once they're filled. They also are not filling up, no matter what anyone says. Even if we were to take 1000 years of garbage (220 tons a year), we would only have enough to cover 35 square miles, 200 feet high, with garbage. That, on the whole, is a small number.

Also, recycling causes more stress on the enviroment due to all the manufacturing reproduction of certain objects. In fact the only thing that is even worth recycling is soda cans, and that's because aluminum is actually a pretty expensive metal.

I'm not saying stop recycling, but still know your facts, and I know I'm missing stuff but if you're really interested enough to nag me do some research for yourself. You'll be surprised what you find.

So, anyway readers, I want to wish you a so long, and have a happy lobotomy.

-Eliot Wolf




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Rant #13: Ignorance with Important Issues

Now when I say "Important Issues," I don't mean my usual Common Sense shit (or lack there of), I'm talking about actual issues here. Like global warming, Renewable resources, the economy, and even politics. I don't want to turn this into a polical, or even issues related, blog. But dammit I'm tired of this shit.

Global Warming has been an important issue for awhile now, from cars that run on other cars, to a Nobel Prize winning PowerPoint (I just died a little). Personally, I say let the f***ers burn. There is no way to save the world from this, the wheels are already in motion. The most we can do is move the problem down the line, which to my understanding is what we were trying to fix. The ignorance comes into play when companies attempt to create "Safe Fuels." You know like E85. Oh god wasn't that just so much of a sucess? No! It ruined the farming economy, cost millions in the refining procces, and left us with a product only a little better than DIESEL! Yes it was all natural but so what? That doesn't mean anything. Uranium is natural, doesn't mean I want constant exposure.

Which brings me to my next point. Renewable Fuels. Yesterday my Government class had a 40 minute debate on whether or not Nuclear power should be added to a power bill. The class said no because none of them knew how nuclear power worked. Granted, that's how the Senate runs anyway, but still, let those that do know explain it instead of just writing it off. Their biggest problem with what we had to say was when we started quoting military documents, and they didn't understand the military isn't as closed off as they think. It's still closed off, but not as much as Hollywood says it is.


Well children, I'm done... at least for now. I hope you've become enlightened by all of this, and hopefully you go out and research this shit on your own. Then you and I can debate this further without all the hormones flying from High School sex scenes.

So, so long, and have a happy lobotomy,
-Eliot Wolf





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Point of Inquiry: Way #45 to not avoid a DUI

"A North Charleroi man will be cited with driving under the influence after he allegedly drove through Belle Vernon in a van that was on fire early Wednesday."
-Taken from http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/fayette/s_648090.html

So just another day stroling around the interwebs and I stumble over this. A man drove his van, while intoxicated, for a few miles and was stopped because IT WAS ON FIRE! What the hell? What was on this mans mind? If I light my van on fire they won't check to make sure I haven't been sipping the sauce. Trust me readers, that's not a good plan. In fact, what will most likely happen is the opposite to the desired outcome.

Personally I don't believe this man was alone. I think he had a fire breathing accomplice. It makes perfect sense, why else would a drunk man have a burning van? I mean really.

Any way, I hope this has been mindopening... or closing I really don't care. And as always, so long and have a happy lobotomy.

-Eliot Wolf




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Point of Inquiry: Holy Book Burning Batman!

Sadness prevails my dear devoted readers for the failure just keeps piling up. So I just read that a Baptist church in North Carollina is holding a "Halloween Book Burning," filled with all your crazy pyromaniac whims. There's Pope writings being burnt at 7:00 and Mother Theresa will be burnt at 7:15. Weinny sticks will be passed around and a Nazi inspired face painter will be working from 5-9. Then gather up the kids and watch the bible (non-King James of course) get thrown into the mix.

In fact, the only part of this that is at all rational is the burning of several country music CD's.

The only thing that was worse than that was a man in Oregon who stabbed his ex's pet fish. Nothing out of the ordinary there.


Well So long Readers, and have a happy lobotomy.
-Eliot Wolf

Rant #12: Religion and other things moronic

Ok first of all this isn't really anti-religion but rather anti idiot. Most religions I agree with to the extent of "Be good to others," "Be good to the world." Stuff like that. But when you get to the, "It's blasphemous for men to have long hair," then I start getting ticked off. Not simply because I used to have long hair, but also because JESUS DID! You mean to tell me that even the mesiah can't get into heaven.

First of all I want to tell you all you're doing it wrong. Hell wasn't always a punishment, it was just a place to go that was as far from god as you could get. But then the Islams made a pain filled eternity thus the omnipotent penis measuring contest took place, and we were stuck with The bible, now with blackmail.

On the subject of insanity, have you heard that The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was on the banned list? Not only that but African American students are complaining when their teacher makes them read it because it refers to the "N" word. I'm serious, I had to spend an entire quarter of my high school time discussing why it was such a big deal. Now obviously these jackasses don't get the meaning behind the book. Mark Twain wrote it because of the racism he experienced in life, he grew up in the area and knew the way they acted in the time period he wrote about. It was meant to be realistic. But what do these people do? "It could have been just as powerful if he hadn't used the N word." NO IT WOULDN'T! It would have been mindless dribble with plot holes. How would you feel if someone did a period story about life nowadays and they didn't use FUCK? huh?

Sorry to anyone who was offended but dammit it needs to stop, and I think that everyone needs to know.


So long, and have a happy lobotomy.
-Eliot Wolf

Rant #9: Twilight (Continued)

WARNING: This post contains swearing. If you think you can get over that continue to read, otherwise get out.

Apperantly I didn't have enough to say the last time, because I was just told that the cock juggling thundercunt that is Stephenie Meyer has said before, that if you do not like Twighlight, you do not like any other vampire book or movie...

WHORE!!!
BITCH!!!
[Insert Insult Here]!!!

If there is one thing I've learned in life is that if you say shit like that you will rest in motherfucking HELL! So this bitch is so stuck up that she actually has the cojones to refer to her god awful excuses for literature as the defining example of your love for vampires. Really? Seriously? Even Stephen King will admit his books aren't the greatest, scariest things on the shelves, but the guy still sells books to fanboys and newbies alike. So why is it that the hormonal stalking freaks in her books make up the majority of vampire love? BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING FANDOM! That's why. Not because of good metaphors; not because of a riveting plot. It's because so many fucking whiny ass preps picked it up and said, "Gee, how wonderful." And before any of you readers say that you weren't a prep when you read it, let me tell you, IT DOESN'T MATTER! They'll still read it, because god knows no prep is going to be left out when a fad rolls around. Why do you think Deadpool was so fucked up in X-Men origins(Wolverine Rant coming Soon)? It's because so many people don't know who the fuck he is, so they have to 'dumb him down' for the audience.

So anyway, I just thought you two people may want to read this shit that I have to say. Hopefully it comes to some use.

So long and have a happy lobotomy everyone.
-Eliot Wolf




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Rant #11: Forum/RP writers

Todays rant, brought to you by the letter asdfasdn nv. And your fellow "writers."

Okay, I've been trying to get people who know their way around a dictionary and a thesaurus to help me with a new RP that I can never seem to find. I told them that what I really need is people with grammatical skill, and that size wasn't the issue. So now no one wants in. They say that I'm not honoring advanced lit and throwing their copies of whatever $2 paper back they've written lately in my face. Look people, I don't know who you've been reading but when I read I don't want an entire ten pages devoted to what the freakin' cat looks like. Hemingway, one of the greatest writers of all time, was known for writing only the bare minimum. Personaly, I write way too much and that causes my readers to get bored. Look you have to know the threshold, and if you think that takes four paragraphs than okay. If you can fit "He moved the exact muscles and atoms in his knuckles and bones to push the air out of the way in front of him to quickly bring the entire concoction to the meat flesh of his opponents frontal, and upper body," into "He punched the guy," then more power to you. Like I'm saying, too much is too much. Although, on the oppisite side is true as well, if you simply say, "They fight (George Lucas style)," then you will NEVER GET PUBLISHED!

Anyway I needed to get this out. I'm a writer too, and people who claim quantity over quality piss me off. There is no judgement or reason to it. All they think it is is writing for the sake of words. Let me tell you something, if that's all you want to do, then you might as well hit your head on the keyboard, then after you've hit every key at least seven times hit Ctrl+C then hit Ctrl+V a few times. You'll rack up an easy fifteen chapters that way, and hey, you haven't even finished getting to the climax...

"sdfjoajksdf;asdfjkldfjkslsdfjalsdfjlaljkadgvnksakljkl;sdfa"

...there we go.

So I hope I have thoroughly pissed off any writers out there and I sure hope that you all give me your honest feedback, because god knows I crave that shit.


So long everybody, and have a happy Lobotomy.

Rock On-
Eliot Wolf

Rant #10"Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims." -Anne Coulton, unknown date

Okay this happened awhile ago (and that's when I started this post), but I'm going to summon up all those happy hate juices to make this thing as beautiful as possible.

My friend Knaight and I are both hard core atheists and we just love making fun of some of the ignorant things famous Christians have to say. For instance did you know that there is a website with four videos (FOUR VIDEOS!!!) that use science to prove that stories like, Noah's Ark, and Creationism are One-Hundred percent reliable. Like the fact that the grand canyons begining is at a lower elevation than its middle. Right, because water can't come from any other direction right (RAIN)? Then they state that science says that the universe was created by a high concentration of "Nothing," and "Time." It's as if we've been looking for the god particle for nothing. But back to the point I was trying to deliver in the TITLE the reason I'm here is that later he showed me a website called The American Taliban. It lists a whole bunch of right wing nut-jobs and christian extremists that say things like "When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data." - Henry Morris.

This bullshit just pisses me off. Religion was meant to tell people how stuff works and how you should live, not make you obsesive and delusional all rapped up together in crazy goo. If you tried to pull this stuff in a sane and logical world you'd be locked up with the rest of the freaks. Now I'm sorry but seriously come on, are you really going to doubt that
these people are sane... at all?


Well I think I've pissed you all off enough and I hope to get your honest feedback. So, like always, so long, and have a happy lobotomy.

Rock On-
Eliot Wolf