"A North Charleroi man will be cited with driving under the influence after he allegedly drove through Belle Vernon in a van that was on fire early Wednesday."
-Taken from http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/fayette/s_648090.html
So just another day stroling around the interwebs and I stumble over this. A man drove his van, while intoxicated, for a few miles and was stopped because IT WAS ON FIRE! What the hell? What was on this mans mind? If I light my van on fire they won't check to make sure I haven't been sipping the sauce. Trust me readers, that's not a good plan. In fact, what will most likely happen is the opposite to the desired outcome.
Personally I don't believe this man was alone. I think he had a fire breathing accomplice. It makes perfect sense, why else would a drunk man have a burning van? I mean really.
Any way, I hope this has been mindopening... or closing I really don't care. And as always, so long and have a happy lobotomy.
-Eliot Wolf
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