So, you usuals might be wondering, "How can Eliot offend us any more?" and those of you new to this blog are probably thinking, "This guy is a jerk." Well, you're both wrong, I'm awsome and can always come up with new things to piss you off.
So let's get started. You've heard of Albino's right? The scientific definition being a lack of Melanin producing cells. Well have you heard that it is politically incorrect to call them albinos, and that it's better to call them "a person with albanism." So what they're doing is making it racist to say albino, as if they had some crazy civil rights movement (I have a dream...). Now in zoo's we have all seen the albino snakes, and albino lizards, but do we call them snakes with albanism? Isn't that racist, leaving a specific term for only animals? Where's FEMA when you need them? It's like calling a black guy "person with slightly larger melanocytes than whitey." Oh, but even "whitey" would be politically incorrect, so we have to say, "Person with smaller melanocytes than the person with larger melanocyes." I just spent ten words saying blackey is darker than whitey. Were any of you offended? No, because we are white and black. If you're an albino you're an albino. If you're black than you're black. If you're white, you're white. I AM REDMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!
So long, and have a happy lobotomy.
-Eliot Wolf (Red)
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