Okay, now this story is something that makes you sad to be a man. Apperently a man in Croatia killed his mother when she found him masturbating while putting on a scarf. He told police that he just snapped at the shock and proceeded to first smash in her skull with a statue, then strangled her.
Now for the speech. This is a classic example of a mans penis getting the better of him. I mean he was just indulging himself in some deep fantasies, where he gets into a S&M relationship with his mom... oh wait, that would be weird.
Maybe we should except the fact that this guy is insane, and if it wasn't his mom, it would have been a rottweiler in a blender. I think we should take this as a statement to the length for which men can go to save their tri-daily left-hand session (I love you only as a friend)
Well, anyway I hope we can get over this and all of you guys can fap in peace today. So long everybody, and have a happy lobotomy.
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